God damn sexy cancer sticks of doom, with all your delicious vanilla flavor and sweet sweet buzz that comes with it...mmm...*smokes cigarette*

Anyway....smoking is BAD!  I just got back from running a measly 3.1 miles in a gargantouan 22.12 minutes.  While this is still terrible to what I have been able to do, ironically enough, faster and longer than the last time I went running, before smoking more cigarettes.  So I have come to the conclusion that I have super power cigarettes and I only need to smoke more of them to be fully imbued with thier awesome power.  I turn the cancer into pure energy that I can use in either running super fast, uber strength, or flying.  Even so, I think that smoking is still kinda bad and I think I might actually just throw these away, and start back with a running/martial arts routine.  That way when I get to Taiwan, both Joe and I can answer "On my abs" to the cheese grating question...even though I KINDA can, I would think for like, already shredded cheese that needs to be a bit finer grate.

Smoky McSuper Smokes away!!!

kono shiroi yukitachi to issho ni kieteshimattemo
anata no kokoro no naka ni zutto saiteitai kara

<3 <3 <3

On Friday I desided to go to the casino, a sort of pre Windsor run at getting some money for a hotel.  I promptly left at an early 2:30, right after I got up and took a shower.  My badass mother fucker wallet containing 68 bucks and my car having a full tank I began the journey.  After arriving I quickly lost it after the dealer hit blackjack three times in a row, along with other losses here and there.  I also played some video poker because I figured if I stayed less than 30 minutes I would cry myself the whole way home.

After getting back I proceeded to cell some random DVDs back to Software Etc. 

Now here is the good part...I was able to con Meijer out of a full tank of gas, I encourage all to do the same by following these easy steps.
1) Get a Meijer credit card and max it out less about 20 bucks
2) Try to swipe it outside to pay for gas, where it will be declined (you must not have any other forms of payment with you)
3) Go inside confused and have the guy show you how to do it outside, saying it is a brand new card (which it isn't)
4) After he is also confused, go inside and buy a pack of gum (to see if the card is activated)
5) You then see that since you have 20 left it processes (like you knew it would) and the guy thinks it must only work inside then
6) Go outside and pump a full tank of gas (over your max amount)
7) Try to pay with your Meijer Credit Card, only to find it declined inside, over and over again
8) Act confused and distraught that you can't pay for the gas (the gas attendent will follow suit in being confused)
9) Mention that you live close by and suggest that you could go home and get some cash and come back (he might also suggest this idea)
10) Leave either leaving bogus info or none at all and enjoy your free Gasoline!

I then proceed to laugh histarically at the fact that I conned Meijer, got raped by Indians, and at the end of the day with the money from Software Etc, had just what I started with...a full tank of gas, and 68 bucks...

ooooo, Windsor is coming up in a few weeks, and I am infinitly excited about this prospect.  There has been many additions since the last time I have ventured to the Canadian Casino, the most important being No Limit Hold 'em tables.  So, that is the hotness, and hopefully Josh and I will take those Flounders for all they are worth.

Also I am just about half way done with my spring classes, and so far they are going great.  Doing good in both of them, and hopefully I can finish off strong.  After experiencing these 6 week classes, I have to say, I kinda like them.  Usually in a normal semester I do really well until about the half way mark, and for these classes that would be the whole semester,  in terms of actual time length.  Heh, if for some reason I don't go to Taiwan, I would almost want to go for perhaps Fall and then Spring/Summer, or Winter and then Spring/Summer, rather than actual full length long semesters.  These fast paced ones can actually keep up with my learning potential, so I won't get bored with them and then deside to slack off half way through.

However, I am infinitly Taiwan Bound!!!

Star Wars was Infinitly Bad Ass!!!!

Ohhh Sam L....we will miss you so...